Confession Bear

I like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull More than Temple of Doom

I like 
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull More than 
Temple of Doom  Confession Bear

I sometimes wear unplugged headphones So that people think that I can't hear them and don't talk to me

I sometimes wear unplugged headphones So that people think that I can't hear them and don't talk to me  Confession Bear

I get depressed because at any given time I know I could be a better person that I am being

I get depressed because at any given time I know I could be a better person that I am being  Confession Bear

I always look to see What I blew in my kleenex after i blow my nose

I always look to see What I blew in my kleenex after i blow my nose  Confession Bear

I find militant atheists Just as annoying as devout christians.

I find militant atheists  Just as annoying as devout christians.  Confession Bear

I've stayed friends with all the douche bags from high school so I can witness their misery

I've stayed friends with all the douche bags from high school so I can witness their misery  Confession Bear

I think Jar Jar Binks Is kind of a cool character

I think Jar Jar Binks Is kind of a cool character   Confession Bear

I think fake boobs Are better than real ones about 99% of the time

I think fake boobs Are better than real ones about 99% of the time  Confession Bear

The only reason my wife got pregnant this time is because id didn't have the money for "plan B"

The only reason my wife got pregnant this time is because id didn't have the money for

I hope my dad can't find a job So that I can apply for financial aid at college

I hope my dad can't find a job So that I can apply for financial aid at college  Confession Bear
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