Confession Bear

I find women unattractive when they have hard bodies

I find women unattractive  when they have hard bodies   Confession Bear

I subscribe to r/Conspiracy and r/HailCorporate Just so I can downvote and contribute to their paranoia

I subscribe to r/Conspiracy and r/HailCorporate Just so I can downvote and contribute to their paranoia  Confession Bear

I only want to learn spanish So I can go to spanish speaking countries and be the guy with the cool accent.

I only want to learn spanish So I can go to spanish speaking countries and be the guy with the cool accent.  Confession Bear

I am pro-life and think abortion is immoral But I am a hypocrite who refuses to date girls who are pro-life as well

I am pro-life and think abortion is immoral But I am a hypocrite who refuses to date girls who are pro-life as well  Confession Bear

When I have to fart at work, I go in the elevator and then send it back to the main floor so I don't have to smell it.

When I have to fart at work, I go in the elevator and then send it back to the main floor so I don't have to smell it.  Confession Bear

Never knew why people called it "Cake Day" Until I saw the small cake by my username.

Never knew why people called it

when people ask me to 'put a little extra' in their drink i underpour every single time.

when people ask me to 'put a little extra' in their drink i underpour every single time.  Confession Bear

My GF spilled a Pepsi all over herself in my room and grabbed a towel to wipe her face, hands, and body I'd been masturbating into the towel for weeks. Somehow she didn't notice the stiff, crusty jizz.

My GF spilled a Pepsi all over herself in my room and grabbed a towel to wipe her face, hands, and body  I'd been masturbating into the towel for weeks.  Somehow she didn't notice the stiff, crusty jizz.  Confession Bear

In Elementary school i made fun of a kid with one arm for not being able to draw hand turkeys during thanksgiving

In Elementary school i made fun of a kid with one arm for not being able to draw hand turkeys during thanksgiving  Confession Bear

I memorized the cheapest type of apples PLU code at the grocery store and I ring up the most expensive type of apples at the self check out station.

I memorized the cheapest type of apples PLU code at the grocery store and I ring up the most expensive type of apples at the self check out station.  Confession Bear
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