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When I order up big at a fast food joint I pretend to read the order from my phone as if it's a group order

When I order up big at a fast food joint I pretend to read the order from my phone as if it's a group order Confession Bear
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I don't really have any confessions I just want to while away some time.

I don't really have any confessions I just want to while away some time. Confession Bear
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Call my friend while pretending I'm drunk so I have an excuse to tell them how I really feel.

Call my friend while pretending I'm drunk so I have an excuse to tell them how I really feel. Confession Bear
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Roommate steals my toothpaste every day So when I had an empty bottle I peed in it an put it back out. He threatened to beat me up.

Roommate steals my toothpaste every day So when I had an empty bottle I peed in it an put it back out. He threatened to beat me up. Confession Bear
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I never click on links talking about great things children are doing because I know they will just make be feel bad about myself

I never click on links talking about great things children are doing because I know they will just make be feel bad about myself Confession Bear
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I've never seen Any Star Wars movie

I've never seen Any Star Wars movie Confession Bear
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The only reason I haven't run away from home Is to protect my younger sister

The only reason I haven't run away from home Is to protect my younger sister Confession Bear
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The only reason I want to keep in touch with my friend is because I masturbate to her every night

The only reason I want to keep in touch with my friend is because I masturbate to her every night Confession Bear
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I don't feel bad for starving countries Because they keep having more and more kids knowing they can't properly care for them.

I don't feel bad for starving countries Because they keep having more and more kids knowing they can't properly care for them. Confession Bear
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Hid my roommates contact solution so the girl I just slept with wouldn't be able to change her contacts and would have to leave.

Hid my roommates contact solution so the girl I just slept with wouldn't be able to change her contacts and would have to leave. Confession Bear
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