Confession Bear

If you didn't have boobies and a vagina we would never talk to you

If you didn't have boobies and a vagina we would never talk to you  Confession Bear

I THINK THE PEOPLE WHO POST ADVICE MALLARDS FROM A DECEASED LOVED ONE ARE LYING BASTARDS LOOKING FOR KARMA

I THINK THE PEOPLE WHO POST ADVICE MALLARDS FROM A DECEASED LOVED ONE ARE LYING BASTARDS LOOKING FOR KARMA  Confession Bear

When my friend's parents would drop me off at home, I would pretend to ring the doorbell so they would think my mom was gone, giving me more time to spend with my friends My friend's parents probably think I had the most irresponsible mother in the world

When my friend's parents would drop me off at home, I would pretend to ring the doorbell so they would think my mom was gone, giving me more time to spend with my friends My friend's parents probably think I had the most irresponsible mother in the world  Confession Bear

When the autistic kid in my class throws a temper tantrum It makes my day.

When the autistic kid in my class throws a temper tantrum It makes my day.  Confession Bear

The Boston Bombings make me Want to bomb my school, though I could never do it.

The Boston Bombings make me Want to bomb my school, though I could never do it.  Confession Bear

I don't post on Reddit Because I fear the rejection of getting downvoted

I don't post on Reddit Because I fear the rejection of getting downvoted  Confession Bear

I spent a day lurking on /r/atheism... Now I'm embarrassed to be an atheist.

I spent a day lurking on /r/atheism... Now I'm embarrassed to be an atheist.  Confession Bear

I return every gift with a gift receipt To see how much they spent on me

I return every gift with a gift receipt  To see how much they spent on me   Confession Bear

I dislike Christmas because it is a constant reminder that I am too poor to partake

I dislike Christmas because it is a constant reminder that I am too poor to partake  Confession Bear

When people have their Christmas lights on after New Years I automatically want their house to burn down.

When people have their Christmas lights on after New Years I automatically want their house to burn down.   Confession Bear
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