Confession Bear

When I was in boot camp and my bunk mate had seizures My first thought was "Well I dont have to hear them snore anymore"

When I was in boot camp and my bunk mate had seizures My first thought was

NATALIE PORTMAN ALWAYS GIVES ME A BONER IN LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL

NATALIE PORTMAN ALWAYS GIVES ME A BONER IN LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL  Confession Bear

I drink to deal with depression because anti-depressants jeopardize my flight status

I drink to deal with depression because anti-depressants jeopardize my flight status  Confession Bear

I hate the Song Better man Because it always comes on when i'm with my wife

I hate the Song Better man Because it always comes on when i'm with my wife  Confession Bear

GF WAS READING ME HER DIARY SHE HAS PAGES FILLED WITH THE FAKE NAME I USED TO SEXT STRANGERS

GF WAS READING ME HER DIARY SHE HAS PAGES FILLED WITH THE FAKE NAME I USED TO SEXT STRANGERS  Confession Bear

I have vitiligo on my dick I've never had a girlfriend or had sex because of how self conscious I am about it and if my fear of a girl laughing at it came true I'd probably kill myself

I have vitiligo on my dick I've never had a girlfriend or had sex because of how self conscious I am about it and if my fear of a girl laughing at it came true I'd probably kill myself  Confession Bear

I can't read/watch anything to do with sex It makes me realise how my social anxciety will always leave me single and alone

I can't read/watch anything to do with sex It makes me realise how my social anxciety will always leave me single and alone  Confession Bear

I don't care about Karma But I'm still going to use a meme to whore for it on my cake day

I don't care about Karma But I'm still going to use a meme to whore for it on my cake day  Confession Bear

I think lonely Island Is complete crap

I think lonely Island Is complete crap  Confession Bear

I will sometimes act dumb with bitchy customers so the customer will hang up and call back hoping to talk to someone smarter

I will sometimes act dumb with bitchy customers so the customer will hang up and call back hoping to talk to someone smarter  Confession Bear
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