Confession Bear

My kids think their binkies were stolen But i threw them away

My kids think their binkies were stolen But i threw them away  Confession Bear

I wish I knew who all of these exellent cosplay characters were but I actually don't give a shit

I wish I knew who all of these exellent cosplay characters were but I actually don't give a shit  Confession Bear

I get drunk and give my dogs more treats than they deserve.

I get drunk and give my dogs more treats than they deserve.  Confession Bear

I bullied a kid for 2 years he attempted suicide and 3 years later he still has no friends or social skills

I bullied a kid for 2 years he attempted suicide and 3 years later he still has no friends or social skills  Confession Bear

My friend asked me to lock his bike to my bike for him I didn't and it got stolen and I threw my lock away to make it look like they cut the lock

My friend asked me to lock his bike to my bike for him I didn't and it got stolen and I threw my lock away to make it look like they cut the lock  Confession Bear

agreed to care for my roommate's minpin while he visits family for easter havent told him yet but i fed it cough syrup so it would stop yapping and it died

agreed to care for my roommate's minpin while he visits family for easter havent told him yet but i fed it cough syrup so it would stop yapping and it died  Confession Bear

For my kids' Easter baskets, I use plastic eggs from last year, and left over candy from Halloween

For my kids' Easter baskets, I use plastic eggs from last year, and left over candy from Halloween  Confession Bear

When I was told to write my opinion of civil wars for history lesson some years ago I wrote the lyrics to GnR's "Civil War"

When I was told to write my opinion of civil wars for history lesson some years ago I wrote the lyrics to GnR's

I hate my African American Literature class Because the whole class is just white guilt

I hate my African American Literature class Because the whole class is just white guilt  Confession Bear

I'm glad that the suspect for the Boston Marathon is from the Middle East rather than North Korea Because we are still at war with againest AL queda and we wouldn't have to start a new one.

I'm glad that the suspect for the Boston Marathon is from the Middle East rather than North Korea Because we are still at war with againest AL queda and we wouldn't have to start a new one.  Confession Bear
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