Confession Bear

When somebody tries to pass me on a two lane road I accelerate to match their speed.

When somebody tries to pass me on a two lane road I accelerate to match their speed.  Confession Bear

I TOLD MY EX I DIDN'T LOVE HER ANYMORE EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS MY WAS WORLD. BUT I LOST MY JOB AND MY SPIRALING ALCOHOLISM, I THOUGHT SHE'D BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME.

I TOLD MY EX I DIDN'T LOVE HER ANYMORE EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS MY WAS WORLD. BUT I LOST MY JOB AND MY SPIRALING ALCOHOLISM, I THOUGHT SHE'D BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME.  Confession Bear

I like my QFR a lot more than my Filco that costs three times the price

I like my QFR a lot more than my Filco that costs three times the price  Confession Bear

Sometimes I piss sitting down

Sometimes I piss sitting down  Confession Bear

Racisim actually makes sense to me if Darwin was more right than Jesus

Racisim actually makes sense to me if Darwin was more right than Jesus  Confession Bear

I watch shows like My 600-lb Life Because they make me feel better about myself

I watch shows like My 600-lb Life Because they make me feel better about myself  Confession Bear

I've masturbated to 2 girls 1 cup And finished more than once

I've masturbated to 2 girls 1 cup And finished more than once  Confession Bear

I actually like Windows 8

I actually like Windows 8  Confession Bear

I'd rather listen to Lil Wayne Than B.O.B.

I'd rather listen to Lil Wayne Than B.O.B.  Confession Bear

The only reason I wear briefs Is because it makes my junk look bigger

The only reason I wear briefs Is because it makes my junk look bigger  Confession Bear
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