Confession Bear

I'm beginning to think that a disproportionate amount of redditors have just 'beaten cancer'

I'm beginning to think that  a disproportionate amount of redditors have just 'beaten cancer'  Confession Bear

I don't know the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. At the bar with my friends... I always pretend to know them. Always...

I don't know the lyrics to

I enjoy my phone less When I see poorer people use the same model

I enjoy my phone less When I see poorer people use the same model   Confession Bear

I know my roommate has a very bad gambling addiction So whenever I want to go to the casino 2 hours away I taunt him until he drives us

I know my roommate has a very bad gambling addiction So whenever I want to go to the casino 2 hours away I taunt him until he drives us  Confession Bear

Sometimes when my girlfriend is "not in the mood" for a few days I start an argument just for the makeup sex

Sometimes when my girlfriend is

I called out of work sick. But I was really feeling fine and just wanted the day off.

I called out of work sick. But I was really feeling fine and just wanted the day off.  Confession Bear

I am insanely jealous and have a deep and secret animosity for my best friend because he is better looking than me.

I am insanely jealous and have a deep and secret animosity for my best friend because he is better looking than me.  Confession Bear

I use my near-sightedness as an excuse to pretend that I don't see people I don't want to talk to

I use my near-sightedness as an excuse to pretend that I don't see people I don't want to talk to  Confession Bear

I hate r/atheism because it makes all atheists, like me, seem like we are intolerant assholes

I hate r/atheism  because it makes all atheists, like me, seem like we are intolerant assholes    Confession Bear

I don't know why everybody hates nickleback

I don't know why everybody hates nickleback  Confession Bear
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