Confession Bear

I actually like Confession Bear

I actually like Confession Bear  Confession Bear

If you have fake hair color, tattoo "sleeves", and a nose ring... I think you're superficial and vain. You're not creative either; it's practically a uniform.

If you have fake hair color, tattoo

I wave to people in expensive cars so anyone around thinks I know them

I wave to people in expensive cars so anyone around thinks I know them  Confession Bear

Whenever I go to Chipotle I take handfuls of forks and napkins for the office.

Whenever I go to Chipotle I take handfuls of forks and napkins for the office.  Confession Bear

I couldn't care less about the NSA/PRISM scandal

I couldn't care less about the NSA/PRISM scandal   Confession Bear

I just got a job at the Girl Scouts. I joined mainly for the cookies.

I just got a job at the Girl Scouts. I joined mainly for the cookies.   Confession Bear

I really don't mind all the confession bear memes on the front page

I really don't mind all the confession bear memes on the front page  Confession Bear

I alternate between two subway restaurants nearby so it won't seem like i eat there as much as i do

I alternate between two subway restaurants nearby so it won't seem like i eat there as much as i do  Confession Bear

I find Foul Bachelor Frog hilarious I find Foul Bachelorette Frog fucking disgusting

I find Foul Bachelor Frog hilarious I find Foul Bachelorette Frog fucking disgusting  Confession Bear

I turned off my autocorrect but still blame it when i sound dumb

I turned off my autocorrect but still blame it when i sound dumb  Confession Bear
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