Confession Bear

Whenever I pass by a big group and hear them laughing I assume they are laughing at me

Whenever I pass by a big group and hear them laughing I assume they are laughing at me  Confession Bear

I sleep in until the afternoon so i don't have to spend as much time with my family

I sleep in until the afternoon so i don't have to spend as much time with my family  Confession Bear

I'm showing more cleavage than usual on V-Day for all the lonely guys who don't have girlfriends to have sex with that night

I'm showing more cleavage than usual on V-Day for all the lonely guys who don't have girlfriends to have sex with that night  Confession Bear

I still miss my ex Who I broke up with after cheating on me

I still miss my ex Who I broke up with after cheating on me  Confession Bear

Whenever I see someone in a wheelchair I start singing "Ridin Dirty" by Chamillionaire or "Roll Out" by Ludacris in my head

Whenever I see someone in a wheelchair I start singing

When I post a meme to reddit I use my throw away account to upvote myself

When I post a meme to reddit I use my throw away account to upvote myself  Confession Bear

I only believe documentaries if the narrator has a British accent

I only believe
documentaries if the narrator has
a British accent  Confession Bear

If you hold the water my girlfriend uses to wash her vagina I automatically assume you are a douche bag

If you hold the water my girlfriend uses to wash her vagina I automatically assume you are a douche bag  Confession Bear

If you send me an email marked with "high importance" I take my sweet assed time responding

If you send me an email marked with

I don't do doggy style Because I don't want the guy to look at my butt hole.

I don't do doggy style Because I don't want the guy to look at my butt hole.  Confession Bear
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