Confession Bear

I secretly hope a natural disaster wipes out 90% of the human race because it's probably the only thing that will save our planet

I secretly hope a natural disaster wipes out 90% of the human race  because it's probably the only thing that will save our planet  Confession Bear

I Find it easier to tell strangers my problems Because I dont know how to tell the people I care about that I may have another Cancer

I Find it easier to tell strangers my problems Because I dont know how to tell the people I care about that I may have another Cancer  Confession Bear

I used to think making out in soap operas looked hot when I was 7 and made my best friends make out with me in the closet Including all of my cousins

I used to think making out in soap operas looked hot when I was 7 and made my best friends make out with me in the closet Including all of my cousins  Confession Bear

My GF's father LOVES his dogs. So I put bacon grease all over my hands before meeting them/him for the first time so they wouldn't leave me alone.

My GF's father LOVES his dogs. So I put bacon grease all over my hands before meeting them/him for the first time so they wouldn't leave me alone.   Confession Bear

I make my husband think I am a terrible driver So that I don't have to drive anywhere

I make my husband think I am a terrible driver So that I don't have to drive anywhere  Confession Bear

Every time a redditor claims to be a girl I creep through her profile to find pictures of her

Every time a redditor claims to be a girl I creep through her profile to find pictures of her  Confession Bear

When I see black people walking towards me and I need to cross the street I don't...so they won't think I'm racist

When I see black people walking towards me and I need to cross the street I don't...so they won't think I'm racist  Confession Bear

I pick up a roll of deli-made sushi as soon as I enter the grocery store and eat it all as I shop

I pick up a roll of deli-made sushi as soon as I enter the grocery store and eat it all as I shop  Confession Bear

When I see someone driving in a light rain with their wipers on full speed I assume they are an incompetent driver and not paying attention

When I see someone driving in a light rain with their wipers on full speed I assume they are an incompetent driver and not paying attention  Confession Bear

IF PEEING YOUR PANTS WAS CONSIDERED COOL YOU COULD CALL ME MICHAEL JORDAN

IF PEEING YOUR PANTS WAS CONSIDERED COOL YOU COULD CALL ME MICHAEL JORDAN  Confession Bear
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