Confession Bear

I posted $1 pizza signs all over town as a prank townsfolk started a riot because they thought it was true

I posted $1 pizza signs all over town as a prank  townsfolk started a riot because they thought it was true  Confession Bear

As an atheist with a serious pregnancy scare I pray to every god for negative tests. "Just in case"

As an atheist with a serious pregnancy scare I pray to every god for negative tests.

I don't want my girlfriend to move in with me because I despise every roommate I've lived with for more than a month

I don't want my girlfriend to move in with me because I despise every roommate I've lived with for more than a month  Confession Bear

I don't post overly attached girlfriend memes because I'm afraid of her seeing them

I don't post overly attached girlfriend memes because I'm afraid of her seeing them  Confession Bear

I pretend I browse new posts to be a good redditor In reality I just want to whore karma by getting the first comment on a post that makes the first page

I pretend I browse new posts to be a good redditor In reality I just want to whore karma by getting the first comment on a post that makes the first page  Confession Bear

During my heroin days I was charged with a total of 3 2nd degree felonies 1 3rd degree and multiple misdemeanors. For this I did a total of about 3 month in jail, but I have no doubt if I wasn't white I would be in prison right now.

During my heroin days I was charged with a total of 3 2nd degree felonies 1 3rd degree and multiple misdemeanors.   For this I did a total of about 3 month in jail, but I have no doubt if I wasn't white I would be in prison right now.  Confession Bear

I thought girls peed out they butts till I was 14 I was wrong

I thought girls peed out they butts till I was 14 I was wrong  Confession Bear

I told everyone at work I got wasted on Cinco De Mayo yesterday So I can pretend to act hungover and be minimally productive in the office

I told everyone at work I got wasted on Cinco De Mayo yesterday So I can pretend to act hungover and be minimally productive in the office  Confession Bear

I hated Scrubs And I think Zach Braff is highly overrated

I hated Scrubs And I think Zach Braff is highly overrated  Confession Bear

MY FAMILY THINKS I'M PICKY AND INDEPENDENT BUT IT'S JUST THAT NO GUY HAS EVER SHOWN ANY INTEREST IN ME

MY FAMILY THINKS I'M PICKY AND INDEPENDENT BUT IT'S JUST THAT NO GUY HAS EVER SHOWN ANY INTEREST IN ME   Confession Bear
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