Confession Bear

I'd rather smoke weed and stay home watching movies on weekends than hang out with my friends.

I'd rather smoke weed and stay home watching movies on weekends than hang out with my friends.  Confession Bear

Today my hairdresser was rubbing herself against my elbow I rubbed back

Today my hairdresser was rubbing herself against my elbow I rubbed back  Confession Bear

My friends think I'm a jerk and that I don't care about them But really, it's because they're moving on with their lives while I'm not and I know they won't need me soon

My friends think I'm a jerk and that I don't care about them But really, it's because they're moving on with their lives while I'm not and I know they won't need me soon  Confession Bear

i didnt know that apple remotes worked for all macbooks and i accidentally turned my roommates mac off as he was finishing his term paper

i didnt know that apple remotes worked for all macbooks and i accidentally turned my roommates mac off as he was finishing his term paper  Confession Bear

I put a note on my car saying I paid for 2 parking spaces So I can park like an asshole and not have my car keyed

I put a note on my car saying I paid for 2 parking spaces So I can park like an asshole and not have my car keyed  Confession Bear

I send myself text messages Because I need to know if my phone is broken or if I just don't have any friends

I send myself text messages Because I need to know if my phone is broken or if I just don't have any friends  Confession Bear

I like to use public toilets after someone else does the warm seat feels nice

I like to use public toilets  after someone else does the warm seat feels nice  Confession Bear

I find all the answers to the packets I get assigned on the Internet But I change some cause I don't want my instructor being suspicious of a 100%

I find all the answers to the packets I get assigned on the Internet But I change some cause I don't want my instructor being suspicious of a 100%  Confession Bear

When I can't understand people I just smile and nod and hope that pases as a reply

When I can't understand people I just smile and nod and hope that pases as a reply  Confession Bear

I filter r/atheism Because it's often rude and hateful.

I filter r/atheism Because it's often rude and hateful.  Confession Bear
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