Confession Bear

I only watch parks and rec for Ron Swanson I think everything else is stupid.

I only watch parks and rec for Ron Swanson I think everything else is stupid.   Confession Bear

I've been funneling a quarter gallon of milk into my butthole and spewing it out in front of my bf He has no idea what it is, and it discourages anal

I've been funneling a quarter gallon of milk into my butthole and spewing it out in front of my bf He has no idea what it is, and it discourages anal  Confession Bear

After I had an argument with my parents I would always go and shave my butt pubes with their razors

After I had an argument with my parents  I would always go and shave my butt pubes with their razors  Confession Bear

I work in a call center When people rudely hang up on me I put them to the top of our repeat call lists.

I work in a call center When people rudely hang up on me I put them to the top of our repeat call lists.  Confession Bear

i'm completely open about my depression and no one takes me seriously... ...suicidal thoughts every night.

i'm completely open about my depression and no one takes me seriously... ...suicidal thoughts every night.  Confession Bear

I was jealous that my sister was going to prom and I wasn't So I brushed my teeth with her toothbrush while I had chickenpox

I was jealous that my sister was going to prom and I wasn't  So I brushed my teeth with her toothbrush while I had chickenpox  Confession Bear

Always tempted to repost a pic because others do it and get upvotes like nuts Too chicken to get caught

Always tempted to repost a pic because others do it and get upvotes like nuts Too chicken to get caught  Confession Bear

I have people sign my Yearbook Because I know they will have to say nice things about me

I have people sign my Yearbook  Because I know they will have to say nice things about me  Confession Bear

As a kid, a read the entire Bible to make my Christian parents proud. I converted to Atheism soon after.

As a kid, a read the entire Bible to make my Christian parents proud. I converted to Atheism soon after.  Confession Bear

I put a cookie in the school computer's cd tray and closed it. And when I opened it.. it was gone

I put a cookie in the school computer's cd tray and closed it. And when I opened it.. it was gone  Confession Bear
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