Confession Bear

I pray at every family dinner and event that we have and have done so since I was 14 Nobody knows that I haven't been a Christian in 4 years

I pray at every family dinner and event that we have and have done so since I was 14 Nobody knows that I haven't been a Christian in 4 years  Confession Bear

My girlfriend bought me a Nook for my birthday, But I sold it and used the money to get a Kindle because it's way fucking better

My girlfriend bought me a Nook for my birthday, But I sold it and used the money to get a Kindle because it's way fucking better  Confession Bear

I sometimes get a boner when I'm cuddling with my cat

I sometimes get a boner when I'm cuddling with my cat  Confession Bear

I get dressed in the morning and evening Because I don't want my family to know I've been fired

I get dressed in the morning and evening Because I don't want my family to know I've been fired  Confession Bear

I'm a straight guy And I like when ryan gosling wishes me luck on finals too

I'm a straight guy And I like when ryan gosling wishes me luck on finals too  Confession Bear

I went looking for a MAN OF STEEL cam I've been listening to the soundtrack obsessively over and over and over for the past 24 hours

I went looking for a MAN OF STEEL cam I've been listening to the soundtrack obsessively over and over  and over for the past 24 hours  Confession Bear

I got tired of my future sister-in-law trying to fuck up my friendships, relationship, and stealing my shit.. So I pissed in her bed, and all over her blankets and pillows.

I got tired of my future sister-in-law trying to fuck up my friendships, relationship, and stealing my shit.. So I pissed in her bed, and all over her blankets and pillows.  Confession Bear

When I was a freshman in high school I pissed in my teacher's water bottle And i laughed when he drank it.

When I was a freshman in high school I pissed in my teacher's water bottle And i laughed when he drank it.  Confession Bear

I never Wash behind my ears

I never Wash behind my ears  Confession Bear

I want to kill myself when my gf leaves for grad school to make her feel bad for abandoning me.

I want to kill myself when my gf leaves for grad school to make her feel bad for abandoning me.  Confession Bear
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