Confession Bear

I'm so lazy that i steal food from birds

I'm so lazy that i steal food from birds  Confession Bear

I was held back in the 7th grade my friends think I'm a year younger than I actually am

I was held back in the 7th grade my friends think I'm a year younger than I actually am  Confession Bear

I tell my boyfriend I leave the computer on at night so my downloads can finish Really it's just because i'm still scared of the dark

I tell my boyfriend I leave the computer on at night so my downloads can finish Really it's just because i'm still scared of the dark  Confession Bear

I take my pants off at work When i'm the only one left at the office at night

I take my pants off at work When i'm the only one left at the office at night  Confession Bear

I'm incredibly embarrassed to have been on Reddit for a year

I'm incredibly embarrassed
 to have been on Reddit for a year  Confession Bear

I'm 28 years old and I have erectile dysfunction

I'm 28 years old and I have erectile dysfunction  Confession Bear

I pretend to be a good Christian... so my Dad will not flip and kick me out

I pretend to be a good Christian... so my Dad will not flip and kick me out  Confession Bear

I stood on the street corner asking people for donations that would be going towards victims of hurricane Katrina. I really went to buy a new cd player.

I stood on the street corner asking people for donations that would be going towards victims of hurricane Katrina. I really went to buy a new cd player.  Confession Bear

I peeled the protective plastic off of my ex's Xbox as revenge for him cheating on me

I peeled the protective plastic off of my ex's Xbox as revenge for him cheating on me  Confession Bear

I always ask my partner: "Do we have everything?", before we leave the house So I never get blamed for forgetting to bring something later in the day

I always ask my partner:
Like us for More!