Confession Bear

I prefer to poop at work The toilet paper there is so much better then the stuff at home

I prefer to poop at work The toilet paper there is so much better then the stuff at home  Confession Bear

Last night my dog started licking my anus and I didn't stop him

Last night my dog started licking my anus and I didn't stop him  Confession Bear

I'm in a mediocre relationship at best And I'm too cowardly to do anything about it

I'm in a mediocre relationship at best And I'm too cowardly to do anything about it  Confession Bear

I immediately went to check for gonewild submissions

I immediately went to check for gonewild submissions  Confession Bear

I am kind and considerate to all people including homeless people but i don't want to sit next to them on the bus

I am kind and considerate to all people including homeless people but i don't want to sit next to them on the bus  Confession Bear

I want the North Koreans to Nuke the South So that we can finally get it over with and I don't have to hear about their shit anymore

I want the North Koreans to Nuke the South So that we can finally get it over with and I don't have to hear about their shit anymore  Confession Bear

I love my girlfriend, but I'm afraid to marry her Because I think she will get as fat as her parents someday

I love my girlfriend, but I'm afraid to marry her Because I think she will get as fat as her parents someday  Confession Bear

I hate myself and contemplate suicide daily but I'm too much of a pussy to actually do it

I hate myself and contemplate suicide daily but I'm too much of a pussy to actually do it  Confession Bear

I only do nice things for people so they'll think I'm a good person I really couldn't care less about them

I only do nice things for people so they'll think I'm a good person I really couldn't care less about them  Confession Bear

I DON'T LIKE LYNNDERELLA

I DON'T LIKE LYNNDERELLA   Confession Bear
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