Confession Bear

I like oatmeal raisin better than chocolate chip

I like oatmeal raisin  better than chocolate chip  Confession Bear

I don't think a band on a major record label can be classified as "punk"

I don't think a band on a major record label can be classified as

I wish I had Girls sweatpants in my bathroom

I wish I had Girls sweatpants in my bathroom  Confession Bear

If you constantly drive with your high-beams on I automatically assume you're an asshole

If you constantly drive with your high-beams on I automatically assume you're an asshole  Confession Bear

My mother asked me for the first time in 31 years if I minded if she went on vacation over my birthday. I told her I didn't care, because my birthday has been routinely ignored by friends and family for 31 years, and I now wish I just didn't have a birthd

My mother asked me for the first time in 31 years if I minded if she went on vacation over my birthday. I told her I didn't care, because my birthday has been routinely ignored by friends and family for 31 years, and I now wish I just didn't have a birthd  Confession Bear

Whenever I am home alone with the family dog against his will, i force the dog on my bed and hug him to death.

Whenever I am home alone with the family dog against his will, i force the dog on my bed and hug him to death.  Confession Bear

i live in australia and i've only had to kill less than 200 spiders this year

i live in australia and i've only had to kill less than 200 spiders this year  Confession Bear

I spend more time thinking of ways to tell off my ex-girlfriend Than I spend time thinking of ways to appreciate my current girlfriend

I spend more time thinking of ways to tell off my ex-girlfriend Than I spend time thinking of ways to appreciate my current girlfriend  Confession Bear

I used to think Alzheimer's Disease Was called Old-Timers' Disease

I used to think Alzheimer's Disease  Was called Old-Timers' Disease  Confession Bear

Sometimes I'll RES tag someone "asshole" for no reason. And then get them later, Memento style

Sometimes I'll RES tag someone
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