Confession Bear

I don't like the idea of Ameristralia Because I don't like the way it sounds

I don't like the idea of Ameristralia Because I don't like the way it sounds  Confession Bear

When I was young. I thought the saying was "It's a doggy dog world out there." Not "It's a dog eat dog world out there."

When I was young. I thought the saying was

While working at BK a man came through the drive through 5 times saying his burger was not cooked to his liking I spit in his cheese and smeared it onto the sandwich. He liked it that time.

While working at BK a man came through the drive through 5 times saying his burger was not cooked to his liking I spit in his cheese and smeared it onto the sandwich. He liked it that time.  Confession Bear

I only made an account so I could unsubscribe from r/atheism

I only made an account so I could unsubscribe from r/atheism  Confession Bear

I don't have time to buy groceries So I've been stealing food from the canned food drive in my dorm

I don't have time to buy groceries So I've been stealing food from the canned food drive in my dorm  Confession Bear

SOME DAYS I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUMP IN FRONT OF MY TRAIN SO I CAN GET THREE DAYS OFF WITH PAY.

SOME DAYS I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUMP IN FRONT OF MY TRAIN SO I CAN GET THREE DAYS OFF WITH PAY.  Confession Bear

For the past week, I've been finishing up my dissertation In my pyjamas

For the past week, I've been finishing up my dissertation In my pyjamas  Confession Bear

I'VE BEEN TRYING IN SECRET TO GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE FOR 4 YEARS BOTH MY PARENTS THINK I DID AND THAT I HAVE A DIPLOMA SINCE THEN.

I'VE BEEN TRYING IN SECRET TO GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE FOR 4 YEARS BOTH MY PARENTS THINK I DID AND THAT I HAVE A DIPLOMA SINCE THEN.  Confession Bear

I told my professor my grandfather died because I forgot to do an assignment and needed an excuse to make it up

I told my professor my grandfather died because I forgot to do an assignment and needed an excuse to make it up  Confession Bear

When Reddit tells me "You're doing that too much try again in 9 minutes" I feel like I'm in time out and have been scolded

When Reddit tells me
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