Confession Bear

After i masterbate in my bed at night i just roll over intead of going toilet to clean myself

After i masterbate in my bed at night i just roll over intead of going toilet to clean myself   Confession Bear

If i ever worked somewhere that awards "employee of the month" I'd consider myself a failure

If i ever worked somewhere that awards

If you get lung cancer and you're a smoker I think you deserve it

If you get lung cancer and you're a smoker I think you deserve it  Confession Bear

Two of my ongoing "friends with benefits" were married women

Two of my ongoing

after hearing the news of my best friend dying i drank so much to try kill myself

after hearing the news of my best friend dying i drank so much to try kill myself  Confession Bear

WHEN I FART IN FRONT OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND I PRETEND IM COUGHING

WHEN I FART IN FRONT OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND I PRETEND IM COUGHING  Confession Bear

When I see a fat scruffy bearded man I think he is probably a redditor

When I see a fat scruffy bearded man I think he is probably a redditor  Confession Bear

lol smoke weed errday xD

lol smoke weed errday xD  Confession Bear

I had a falling out with my daughter and discovered she now works as a webcam model. I'm paying for my best friend to become one of her "regs." He tips her a ton and is friends with her offsite and tries to convince her to give her parents another chance.

I had a falling out with my daughter and discovered she now works as a webcam model. I'm paying for my best friend to become one of her

I made Chicken Noodle Soup for my mother in law and she wants the recipe It was really Progresso

I made Chicken Noodle Soup for my mother in law and she wants the recipe It was really Progresso  Confession Bear
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