Confession Bear

if you call dinner "supper" I assume you're an idiot

if you call dinner

My elderly mother changed her will four times a year. The last one on file left everything to me. I know she wanted another will including my siblings before she died, but fuck them, they never helped me with her at all.

My elderly mother changed her will four times a year. The last one on file left everything to me. I know she wanted another will including my siblings before she died, but fuck them, they never helped me with her at all.  Confession Bear

I get so bored procrastinating at work I actually start to do my work

I get so bored procrastinating at work I actually start to do my work  Confession Bear

If you're in a happy relationship and are tagged in lots of pics with your SO I will unfriend you

If you're in a happy relationship and are tagged in lots of pics with your SO I will unfriend you  Confession Bear

I broke my itouch and left it on the table baby niece found it, everyone blamed on her, got new itouch

I broke my itouch and left it on the table baby niece found it, everyone blamed on her, got new itouch  Confession Bear

I've bought weed Just so I can hang out with the guys that sell it.

I've bought weed Just so I can hang out with the guys that sell it.   Confession Bear

I resent Morgan Spurlock I miss supersized French fries

I resent Morgan Spurlock I miss supersized French fries  Confession Bear

Being a Redditor makes viewing my facebook news feed unbearable

Being a Redditor makes viewing my facebook news feed unbearable  Confession Bear

I only comment on new posts because it's my only chance to get the top comment

I only comment on new posts because it's my only chance to get the top comment  Confession Bear

if you're white you're probably mormon

if you're white you're probably mormon  Confession Bear
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