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I created a reddit acount over a year ago I have no fucking idea what my password is

I created a reddit acount over a year ago I have no fucking idea what my password is Confession Bear
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I tell my wife we're not financially ready for kids when really I am waiting for her alcoholic chain smoking mother to die

I tell my wife we're not financially ready for kids when really I am waiting for her alcoholic chain smoking mother to die Confession Bear
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I have more than $100K in the bank But I bitch and moan that I'm always broke so I will fit in with my friends and they won't get jealous

I have more than $100K in the bank But I bitch and moan that I'm always broke so I will fit in with my friends and they won't get jealous Confession Bear
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Sometimes I stop texting my boyfriend abruptly and tell him I was out doing something really fun so he'll think I have a life outside of him.

Sometimes I stop texting my boyfriend abruptly and tell him I was out doing something really fun so he'll think I have a life outside of him. Confession Bear
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I'm a cleaning guy for an office building and when I clean someone's cubicle that someone's currently working in I pretend to work really hard to look like I'm busting my ass

I'm a cleaning guy for an office building and when I clean someone's cubicle that someone's currently working in I pretend to work really hard to look like I'm busting my ass Confession Bear
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Every morning when I get out of the shower and dry my face with the towel I wonder if this is the same part of the towel I just dried my balls with.

Every morning when I get out of the shower and dry my face with the towel I wonder if this is the same part of the towel I just dried my balls with. Confession Bear
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I've been wanting to see the Second suspect escape all day, And seeing the crowd of people cheer as he was arrested disgusted me

I've been wanting to see the Second suspect escape all day, And seeing the crowd of people cheer as he was arrested disgusted me Confession Bear
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I'll get back on Reddit When all the "gotcha terrorists" posts are buried

I'll get back on Reddit When all the
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Whenever someone wants me to tell them some juicy secret Instead, I just share some popular opinion I know they’ll agree with.

Whenever someone wants me to tell them some juicy secret Instead, I just share some popular opinion I know they’ll agree with. Confession Bear
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I'm so used to male friends that suck up to me because I'm cute That I find it near impossible to get along with other women

I'm so used to male friends that suck up to me because I'm cute That I find it near impossible to get along with other women Confession Bear
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