Confession Bear

I killed yogi bear And made it look like a heart attack

I killed yogi bear And made it look like a heart attack  Confession Bear

I went home with a guy from the bar and pissed in his bed I let him think he did it and now he's too embarrassed to talk to me

I went home with a guy from the bar and pissed in his bed I let him think he did it and now he's too embarrassed to talk to me  Confession Bear

I used my baby's pants to "clean up" Then told my wife he must have thrown up.

I used my baby's pants to

I've never seen Fight Club

I've never seen Fight Club  Confession Bear

I really don't care about the children who died in the school shooting

I really don't care about the children who died in the school shooting  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a Mexican with a guitar case I assume it's full of guns

Whenever I see a Mexican with a guitar case I assume it's full of guns  Confession Bear

I hate Christmas music

 I hate Christmas music  Confession Bear

I think that Confession Bear Is and easy karma grab, and always leads to circlejerking.

I think that Confession Bear Is and easy karma grab, and always leads to circlejerking.  Confession Bear

I'll always think of Matthew Broderick As the guy that found out Godzilla was pregnant

I'll always think of Matthew Broderick As the guy that found out Godzilla was pregnant  Confession Bear

If you say 'cheers' or 'mate' and you're not from Australia I think you sound like a complete tool

If you say 'cheers' or 'mate' and you're not from Australia  I think you sound like a complete tool  Confession Bear
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