Confession Bear

I don't wish people happy birthday on Facebook because it feels fake since I had to be reminded by Facebook I really look forward to my birthday so I can read all of the Facebook messages

I don't wish people happy birthday on Facebook  because it feels fake since I had to be reminded by Facebook I really look forward to my birthday so I can read all of the Facebook messages  Confession Bear

I love squeezing my spots and black heads and eating the stuff that comes out

I love squeezing my spots and black heads and eating the stuff that comes out  Confession Bear

I actually like the confession bear meme

I actually like the confession bear meme  Confession Bear

I give my daugher the opposite advice that I give to my sons

 I give my daugher the opposite advice that I give to my sons  Confession Bear

Whenever I meet a student with the same name as one of the trustees I assume that's the only reason they were admitted.

Whenever I meet a student with the same name as one of the trustees I assume that's the only reason they were admitted.  Confession Bear

I always enjoyed listening to Rage Against the Machine But I rarely knew what the fuck Zach De La Rocha was talking about

I always enjoyed listening to Rage Against the Machine But I rarely knew what the fuck Zach De La Rocha was talking about  Confession Bear

I save all of my poops for work So I can picture my boss giving me cash while I sit on the toilet

I save all of my poops for work So I can picture my boss giving me cash while I sit on the toilet  Confession Bear

I piss all over the toilet just to make sure the maid i hired does her job

I piss all over the toilet just to make sure the maid i hired does her job  Confession Bear

I think that people who are gender neutral are really annoying Because I think that they're just contributing to an overly P.C. world already

I think that people who are gender neutral are really annoying Because I think that they're just contributing to an overly P.C. world already  Confession Bear

I like parking inspectors. They stop people from parking in my street all day long.

I like parking inspectors. They stop people from parking in my street all day long.  Confession Bear
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