Confession Bear

I'm American And I've never seen more than two minutes of our version of "The Office"

I'm American And I've never seen more than two minutes of our version of

I've worked at a restaurant for two years and found out the guy I'm training makes as much as me so I didn't teach him everything he needed to know and now he buses tables

I've worked at a restaurant for two years and found out the guy I'm training makes as much as me  so I didn't teach him everything he needed to know and now he buses tables  Confession Bear

I'll never understand why people hate the end pieces of bread I love them

I'll never understand why people hate the end pieces of bread I love them  Confession Bear

I still have feelings for my ex and can't get her out of my head. It makes me so sad and frustrated I cry myself to sleep some nights.

I still have feelings for my ex and can't get her out of my head. It makes me so sad and frustrated I cry myself to sleep some nights.  Confession Bear

I love the smell of Asparagus Pee

I love the smell of Asparagus Pee  Confession Bear

My coworker is a complete bitch to me I wipe my boogers on her desk when I'm sick

My coworker is a complete bitch to me I wipe my boogers on her desk when I'm sick  Confession Bear

I let the dogs out

 I let the dogs out  Confession Bear

I put the phone on the table whenever a telemarketer calls and simply say "alright I'll check it out" when i stop hearing noise, then hang up

I put the phone on the table whenever a telemarketer calls and simply say

I bought my wife the same perfume my hot co-worker uses It has made my wife irresistible

I bought my wife the same perfume my hot co-worker uses It has made my wife irresistible   Confession Bear

I'm from Chicago but I prefer New York style pizzas

I'm from Chicago but I prefer New York style pizzas  Confession Bear
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