Confession Bear

I have never loved my girlfriend.

 I have never loved my girlfriend.  Confession Bear

I upvoted The Edward Macaroni fork comment

I upvoted   The Edward Macaroni fork comment  Confession Bear

Blamed my sister on the house fire that took her life

Blamed my sister on the house fire that took her life  Confession Bear

I avoid family members and friends who have children Because I don't like any other children but my own.

I avoid family members and friends who have children Because I don't like any other children but my own.  Confession Bear

I prefer the old Confession Bear Now it's just people making shit up for karma

I prefer the old Confession Bear  Now it's just people making shit up for karma  Confession Bear

I actually like windows 8

 I actually like windows 8  Confession Bear

I always thought the thing on Diglett's face was its mouth.

I always thought the thing on Diglett's face was its mouth.  Confession Bear

When I walk my dog at night I judge my neighbors by the t.v. shows they watch as I peak in their windows.

When I walk my dog at night I judge my neighbors by the t.v. shows they watch as I peak in their windows.  Confession Bear

I don't want abercrombie to go out of business because their prosti-tot jeans are the only ones I can find that fit me.

I don't want abercrombie to go out of business because their prosti-tot jeans are the only ones I can find that fit me.   Confession Bear

I schedule business trips around my wife's menstrual cycle Because she's a bitch when she's on her period and I'm not going to get laid that week anyway

I schedule business trips around my wife's menstrual cycle Because she's a bitch when she's on her period and I'm not going to get laid that week  anyway  Confession Bear
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