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I tell my girlfriend I'm too tired to go out to eat Because she makes better steak at home

I tell my girlfriend I'm too tired to go out to eat Because she makes better steak at home  Confession Bear

I TELL PEOPLE I'M DEAF ON MY LEFT EAR WHEN I MEET THEM SO THEY THINK I DON'T HEAR THEM WHEN I IGNORE THEM

I TELL PEOPLE I'M DEAF ON MY LEFT EAR WHEN I MEET THEM SO THEY THINK I DON'T HEAR THEM WHEN I IGNORE THEM  Confession Bear

Burnt down a garage and almost made two cars explode by accident as a kid Didn't come forward when a local known pyromanic got arrested for the crime

Burnt down a garage and almost made two cars explode by accident as a kid Didn't come forward when a local known pyromanic got arrested for the crime  Confession Bear

When people make a huge deal about confession bear turning into popular opinion bear I automatically assume that they're just sad people who spend all day on Reddit, always complain, and have no sense of humor.

When people make a huge deal about confession bear turning into popular opinion bear I automatically assume that they're just sad people who spend all day on Reddit, always complain, and have no sense of humor.  Confession Bear

Only went in to see female coworker. We spent most of the shifts talking instead of doing any real work.

Only went in to see female coworker.  We spent most of the shifts talking instead of doing any real work.   Confession Bear

I drink. A lot.

I drink. A lot.
  Confession Bear

I do not think Rob Riggle is funny at all

I do not think Rob Riggle is funny at all  Confession Bear

I belong to a group called The Others, who were living on this island when an airplane crash landed I just started living with the survivors. I've made a list of people for my group to capture. Nobody knows I wasn't on the flight.

I belong to a group called The Others, who were living on this island when an airplane crash landed I just started living with the survivors. I've made a list of people for my group to capture. Nobody knows I wasn't on the flight.  Confession Bear

My father skipped bail and fled the country a few years ago As soon as I found out I could inform the FBI of his whereabouts, I did

My father skipped bail and fled the country a few years ago As soon as I found out I could inform the FBI of his whereabouts, I did  Confession Bear

Everyone sees me as an intelligent, cultured and funny guy The reality is that i take a thirty minute dump whilst browsing reddit in the morning for that days material

Everyone sees me as an intelligent, cultured and funny guy The reality is that i take a thirty minute dump whilst browsing reddit in the morning for that days material  Confession Bear
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