Confession Bear

I tell everyone that I have Cushings Syndrome but I'm really just fat.

I tell everyone that I have Cushings Syndrome but I'm really just fat.  Confession Bear

When I forget a girls name at the bar I hand her my phone to put her name and number in contacts with no intent of ever calling

When I forget a girls name at the bar I hand her my phone to put her name and number in contacts with no intent of ever calling  Confession Bear

The only reason I'm still with my girlfriend Is because I think she'll kill herself if I leave

The only reason I'm still with my girlfriend Is because I think she'll kill herself if I leave  Confession Bear

I missed my cake day And I don't care

I missed my cake day And I don't care  Confession Bear

I wish that in order to enter a relationship, you had to sign a contract with finite agreements and a time frame so you could prepare for it to expire, and separate without any hard feelings

I wish that in order to enter a relationship, you had to sign a contract with finite agreements and a time frame so you could prepare for it to expire, and separate without any hard feelings  Confession Bear

I ENJOY BEING HOME WITH THE FLU IT GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO LOUNGE IN BED ALL DAY AND WATCH MOVIES

I ENJOY BEING HOME WITH THE FLU IT GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO LOUNGE IN BED ALL DAY AND WATCH MOVIES  Confession Bear

When my mother asks "How are you?" I lie and say "good" so she doesn't worry

When my mother asks

Reddit reinforces my negative stereotypes of America Im an American

Reddit reinforces my negative stereotypes of America Im an American  Confession Bear

I'm just a normal straight guy And I actually think Nicki Minaj is really hot

I'm just a normal straight guy And I actually think Nicki  Minaj is really hot  Confession Bear

I'm completely open minded about homosexuality but I think surgically changing your sex is disgusting and an abomination

I'm completely open minded about homosexuality but I think surgically changing your sex is disgusting and an abomination  Confession Bear
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