Confession Bear

I used to tell my mom that updating Java was essential for the computer When really it was just so I didn't have to wait to play Runescape

I used to tell my mom that updating Java was essential for the computer When really it was just so I didn't have to wait to play Runescape  Confession Bear

Still kicks leg backwards when semi-running up stairs after 10pm In case of monsters

Still kicks leg backwards when semi-running up stairs after 10pm In case of monsters  Confession Bear

The only reason i go on r/aww is to look at dogs and cats all other animals look like rodents to me

The only reason i go on r/aww is to look at dogs and cats all other animals look like rodents to me   Confession Bear

Sometimes I downvote everything in r/new without reading it Because I get downvoted there so quickly and want revenge

Sometimes I downvote everything in r/new without reading it Because I get downvoted there so quickly and want revenge  Confession Bear

I'M ASHAMED MY CUBS REPRESENT SUCH A SHITTY BASEBALL TEAM

I'M ASHAMED MY CUBS REPRESENT SUCH A SHITTY BASEBALL TEAM  Confession Bear

If you are male, over 40, and have a ponytail I automatically think you're a ridiculous douche.

If you are male, 
over 40, and have a ponytail I automatically think you're a ridiculous douche.  Confession Bear

Whenever I made deliveries to the houses I knew never tipped I would wipe the sweat between my testicles and asshole gently across their pizza.

Whenever I made deliveries to the houses I knew never tipped I would wipe the sweat between my testicles and asshole gently across their pizza.  Confession Bear

My roommate never cleans the washroom and never buys toilet paper, paper towel, or hand soap. So whenever I clean the bathroom I use a vinegar solution because the smell of it makes her sick.

My roommate never cleans the washroom and never buys toilet paper, paper towel, or hand soap. So whenever I clean the bathroom I use a vinegar solution because the smell of it makes her sick.   Confession Bear

I keep a AC/DC song playing on my phone So no one will know i have taylor swift songs

I keep a AC/DC song playing on my phone So no one will know i have taylor swift songs  Confession Bear

i secretly wished lil wanye was going to die.

i secretly wished lil wanye was going to die.   Confession Bear
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