Confession Bear

I recently got a girl pregnant I still don't know how I'm going to tell my girlfriend

I recently got a girl pregnant I still don't know how I'm going to tell my girlfriend  Confession Bear

Living with my parents makes me miserable but it makes them happy

Living with my parents makes me miserable but it makes them happy  Confession Bear

We have a kid in our apartment complex that uses his bike to pretend to jump in front of moving cars. Today I found his bike on the side of the road and I purposefully ran over it. It may have popped my tire, but at least he won't harm himself or anyone

We have a kid in our apartment complex that  uses his bike to pretend to jump in front of moving cars. Today I found his bike on the side of the road and I purposefully ran over it. It may have popped my tire, but at least he won't harm himself or anyone   Confession Bear

I denied my alcoholism even when my mom threatened to kill herself just so I would come clean

I denied my alcoholism even when my mom threatened to kill herself just so I would come clean  Confession Bear

I mess up things on purpose when people ask me for favors That way they never ask me to do anything for them again

I mess up things on purpose when people ask me for favors That way they never ask me to do anything for them again  Confession Bear

I am so unhappy with my current situation that I consider suicide once a week, No one knows it. Even my wife.

I am so unhappy with my current situation that I consider suicide once a week, No one knows it. Even my wife.  Confession Bear

I go to /r/shitredditsays To find funny content

I go to 
/r/shitredditsays To find funny content  Confession Bear

I never used to downvote any posts until one of my posts got downvoted into oblivion Now I downvote every fucking thing that I don't like

I never used to downvote any posts until one of my posts got downvoted into oblivion Now I downvote every fucking thing that I don't like  Confession Bear

When guys hit on me, I tell them I'm a lesbian. I actually have a boyfriend, but that wasn't enough to keep other guys from trying.

When guys hit on me, I tell them I'm a lesbian. I actually have a boyfriend, but that wasn't enough to keep other guys from trying.  Confession Bear

As a lifeguard I hate it when Russian kids come into the pool Because they flip off of everything, are obnoxious, play too rough, disrespectful, and whenever they get yelled at their parents aren't around.

As a lifeguard I hate it when Russian kids come into the pool Because they flip off of everything, are obnoxious, play too rough, disrespectful, and whenever they get yelled at their parents aren't around.  Confession Bear
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