Confession Bear

I pointed out people that were nerdier than me So I would be made fun of less

I pointed out people that were nerdier than me So I would be made fun of less  Confession Bear

During my Freshman year in High school everybody thought I had a big weiner It was just my thighs clapping all the time during football practice

During my Freshman year in High school everybody thought I had a big weiner It was just my thighs clapping all the time during football practice  Confession Bear

Told my girlfriend that my friend had a pregnancy scare Didn't tell her that it would have been mine

Told my girlfriend that my friend had a pregnancy scare Didn't tell her that it would have been mine  Confession Bear

I turn the aircon on before my girlfriend comes over to make the place pretty cold Then I tell her the heater is broken so we have to snuggle

I turn the aircon on before my girlfriend comes over to make the place pretty cold Then I tell her the heater is broken so we have to snuggle   Confession Bear

The only reason I recycle is that in my city, recycling is picked up for free, but trash pickup costs money.

The only reason I recycle is that in my city, recycling is picked up for free, but trash pickup costs money.  Confession Bear

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT KNOWS HOW TO USE THIS MEME

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT KNOWS HOW TO USE THIS MEME  Confession Bear

Jive Bunny & the mastermixers were my first favorite "band"

Jive Bunny & the mastermixers were my first favorite

When I need to end a text conversation.. I reply with 'Ha!'

When I need to end a text conversation.. I reply with 'Ha!'  Confession Bear

If I see a child in a public place with no shoes I instantly think they have terrible parents

If I see a child in a public place with no shoes I instantly think they have terrible parents  Confession Bear

Punk kid taking flash photos during a movie left his jacket behind Threw it out and laughed as I watched him look for it

Punk kid taking flash photos during a movie left his jacket behind Threw it out and laughed as I watched him look for it  Confession Bear
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