Confession Bear

I PICK MY NOSE AND EAT IT

I PICK MY NOSE AND EAT IT  Confession Bear

At work yesterday I packed up all my personal belongings after everyone left They think I'm going on vacation but really, I'm never coming back

At work yesterday I packed up all my personal belongings after everyone left They think I'm going on vacation but really, I'm never coming back  Confession Bear

I talked my drunk friend into a slap bet I knew he would lose Because he tried to fuck my girlfriend and I just wanted to hit him

I talked my drunk friend into a slap bet I knew he would lose Because he tried to fuck my girlfriend and I just wanted to hit him  Confession Bear

I just say happy birthday to people on Facebook So that they'll write back when the time comes

I just say happy birthday to people on Facebook So that they'll write back when the time comes  Confession Bear

My roommate gets back late and forgets his keys I don't like him so I lock the door and pretend I'm asleep

My roommate gets back late and forgets his keys I don't like him so I lock the door and pretend I'm asleep  Confession Bear

My housemate always leaves toothpaste all over the sink so i clean the toilet with his toothbrush

My housemate always leaves toothpaste all over the sink so i clean the toilet with his toothbrush  Confession Bear

I think that the military could steamroll through NK like we did in the 50s and like we did to Iraq in the 90s But I'd prefer a drone putting a missile through Kim Jong Un and his top leaders' windows.

I think that the military could steamroll through NK like we did in the 50s and like we did to Iraq in the 90s But I'd prefer a drone putting a missile through Kim Jong Un and his top leaders' windows.   Confession Bear

Im too lazy to do laundry So I have been stealing other peoples socks from the laundry room for weeks

Im too lazy to do laundry So I have been stealing other peoples socks from the laundry room for weeks  Confession Bear

Even though Nicki Minaj apparently looks like He-man and Pokemon I'd still hit it

Even though Nicki Minaj apparently looks like He-man and Pokemon I'd still hit it  Confession Bear

whenerve i see a pregnant woman who drinks or smokes I hope something is wrong with her baby to teach her a lesson

whenerve i see a pregnant woman who drinks or smokes I hope something is wrong with her baby to teach her a lesson  Confession Bear
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