Confession Bear

I subscribed to /r/gonewildcurvy to feel better about my body

I subscribed to /r/gonewildcurvy to feel better about my body  Confession Bear

All I really want is a girlfriend Who love weed, sex and video games

All I really want is a girlfriend  Who love weed, sex and video games  Confession Bear

My girlfriend thinks I'm being polite when I open the door for her I actually just have to fart real bad.

My girlfriend thinks I'm being polite when I open the door for her I actually just have to fart real bad.   Confession Bear

Whenever my roomate is sleeping on the couch and I want to play video games I call his phone from a skype account to wake him up so he leaves

Whenever my roomate is sleeping on the couch and I want to play video games I call his phone from a skype account to wake him up  so he leaves  Confession Bear

I hold my farts in all day just in case I walk by a group of people smoking

I hold my farts in all day just in case I walk by a group of people smoking  Confession Bear

My girlfriend made me lunch for work I ate it on the way

My girlfriend made me lunch for work I ate it on the way  Confession Bear

I'm often shocked by what gets downvoted on Reddit I'm confident about one third of reddit users are morbid dispshits who need to get out more.

I'm often shocked by what gets downvoted on Reddit I'm confident about one third of reddit users are morbid dispshits who need to get out more.   Confession Bear

Whenever I put something up for sale on Craigslist I pick the buyer with the best grammar

Whenever I put something up for sale on Craigslist I pick the buyer with the best grammar  Confession Bear

I simply don't understand the appeal of concerts where the main attraction is a stationary tabletop DJ

I simply don't understand the appeal of concerts where the main attraction is a stationary tabletop DJ  Confession Bear

I never talk on voice chat I don't want people to think I'm a pubescent boy

I never talk on voice chat I don't want people to think I'm a pubescent boy  Confession Bear
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