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Sometimes I wish a giant Godzilla monster would attack my city So I could take a day off work without using up any of my sick pay hours

Sometimes I wish a giant Godzilla monster would attack my city So I could take a day off work without using up any of my sick pay hours Confession Bear
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The main reason I think terrorists are stupid Is that I feel that if I wanted to do it, I could get away with it

The main reason I think terrorists are stupid Is that I feel that if I wanted to do it, I could get away with it Confession Bear
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My mom is going to rehab for five days in order to keep her job I'm happy about it because I don't have to worry about talking to her for five days.

My mom is going to rehab for five days in order to keep her job I'm happy about it because I don't have to worry about talking to her for five days. Confession Bear
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Im an athiest too but when i see memes trashing Christians and then asking for athiest tolerance I get annoyed.

Im an athiest too but when i see memes trashing Christians and then asking for athiest tolerance I get annoyed. Confession Bear
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I work retail and choose the sexiest women employed there to complete projects with me But Im married and have a kid

I work retail and choose the sexiest women employed there to complete projects with me But Im married and have a kid Confession Bear
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The only reason I'm so brave Is for delicious link karmas

The only reason I'm so brave Is for delicious link karmas Confession Bear
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She was flattered and gave us free drinks. The only reason I recognized her is because she was and still is extremely ugly.

She was flattered and gave us free drinks. The only reason I recognized her is because she was and still is extremely ugly. Confession Bear
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If my friends don't "like" my facebook post = I don't care If strangers don't upvote my reddit post = I die a little inside

If my friends don't
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I tell my only friend 800 miles away that I am having a good time in college (partying, making friends, getting good grades, talking to this one hot rich girl) In reality, i haven't made a single friend, I've been depressed the whole time, my anxiety and

I tell my only friend 800 miles away that I am having a good time in college (partying, making friends, getting good grades, talking to this one hot rich girl) In reality, i haven't made a single friend, I've been depressed the whole time, my anxiety and Confession Bear
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I always sit next to a black person on the train because I don't want them to think that I'm racist.

I always sit next to a black person on the train because I don't want them to think that I'm racist. Confession Bear
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