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My mom was diagnosed with cancer I spent more time with her, found her vain and whiny, and now understand why my father divorced her

My mom was diagnosed with cancer I spent more time with her, found her vain and whiny, and now understand why my father divorced her  Confession Bear

writing my dissertation in my underwear wearing a hot red lip

writing my dissertation in my underwear wearing a hot red lip  Confession Bear

My wife thinks she witnessed our child's first word He actually said it to me the day before and I didn't tell her.

My wife thinks she witnessed our child's first word He actually said it to me the day before and I didn't tell her.  Confession Bear

The first time I had anal with my girlfriend a poop nugget came out of her butt I didn't tell her because I knew she would never want to have anal again

The first time I had anal with my girlfriend a poop nugget came out of her butt I didn't tell her because I knew she would never want to have anal again  Confession Bear

A lady is extremely disrespectful to the office cleaners So I always wipe her desk with the toilet rag

A lady is extremely disrespectful to the office cleaners So I always wipe her desk with the toilet rag  Confession Bear

My Slutty Roommate got my job the day after her brother fired me So when I moved out I scrubbed my ass with her toothbrush.

My Slutty Roommate got my job the day after her brother fired me So when I moved out I scrubbed my ass with her toothbrush.  Confession Bear

I sometimes appreciate reposts

I sometimes appreciate reposts  Confession Bear

I told my friend's ex that he cheated on her to give myself a better chance with her

I told my friend's ex that he cheated on her to give myself a better chance with her  Confession Bear

I hope One Direction starts doing weed So I can start #CutFor1D

I hope One Direction starts doing weed So I can start #CutFor1D  Confession Bear

I'm on Facebook alot Because I'm Lonely

I'm on Facebook alot Because I'm Lonely  Confession Bear
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