Confession Bear

I'm an alpha male but I love being the little spoon

I'm an alpha male but I love being the little spoon  Confession Bear

one time i broke something and blamed it on the house keeper my mom fired her

one time i broke something and blamed it on the house keeper my mom fired her  Confession Bear

Recently broke off a relationship with my best friend and I hate seeing them in a good mood because I'm worried they dont miss me

Recently broke off a relationship with my best friend  and I hate seeing them in a good mood because I'm worried they dont miss me  Confession Bear

i never believed alison brie was a day younger than 24

i never believed alison brie was a day younger than 24  Confession Bear

When someone doesn't have a picture of themselves as their Facebook picture I automatically assume they're either ugly or a douche

When someone doesn't have a picture of themselves as their Facebook picture I automatically assume they're either ugly or a douche  Confession Bear

When I fart at work I walk through all the aisles so no one knows it was me

When I fart at work I walk through all the aisles so no one knows it was me  Confession Bear

I subscribe to subreddits I don't like Just so I can down vote their posts

I subscribe to subreddits I don't like Just so I can down vote their posts  Confession Bear

My co-workers pissed me off So I made them a pot of coffee with toilet water

My co-workers pissed me off So I made them a pot of coffee with toilet water  Confession Bear

I put my hands in my pockets So that i can itch my nuts without people noticing

I put my hands in my pockets So that i can itch my nuts without people noticing  Confession Bear

Your forever alone posts depress the shit out of me

Your forever alone posts depress the shit out of me  Confession Bear
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