Confession Bear

My overdose was no accident I wanted to die

My overdose was no accident I wanted to die  Confession Bear

My mom took my virginity

My mom took my virginity   Confession Bear

I want North Korea to launch a missile Because I want to see what happens to them.

I want North Korea to launch a missile Because I want to see what happens to them.   Confession Bear

I sometimes piss in the shower Not realizing I'm pissing on my roommates body wash and shampoo.

I sometimes piss in the shower Not realizing I'm pissing on my roommates body wash and shampoo.  Confession Bear

My injured friend was walking down the stairs. And i was hoping she would fall so i could catch her and be her hero.

My injured friend was walking down the stairs. And i was hoping she would fall so i could catch her and be her hero.  Confession Bear

I once recorded a football game without the express written permission of Fox or the NFL

I once recorded a football game without the express written permission of Fox or the NFL  Confession Bear

Every time I go to a concert I drink by the time the band comes on I came to see I black out

Every time I go to a concert I drink by the time the band comes on I came to see I black out  Confession Bear

I can't log into my reddit when people are around Because i subsribe to too many NSFW sub-reddits

I can't log into my reddit when people are around  Because i subsribe to too many NSFW sub-reddits  Confession Bear

It makes me completely happy that Chris Kattan's career crashed and burned

It makes me completely happy that Chris Kattan's career crashed and burned  Confession Bear

I don't say nice things to fat girls Because I think they might become attracted to me

I don't say nice things to fat girls Because I think they might become attracted to me  Confession Bear
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