Confession Bear

I like the police

 I like the police  Confession Bear

the only reason I haven't unsubscribed from r/aww is because of the hot guys with their pets

the only reason I haven't unsubscribed from r/aww is because of the hot guys with their pets  Confession Bear

Every time I hear car tyres screeching in the distance I listen hopefully for a “smash”.

Every time I hear car tyres screeching in the distance  I listen hopefully for a “smash”.  Confession Bear

I got banned from r/gonewild for saying cunt

I got banned from r/gonewild for saying cunt  Confession Bear

sometimes kingdom hearts makes me emotional

sometimes kingdom hearts makes me emotional  Confession Bear

I think bad joke eel is funny

I think bad joke eel is funny  Confession Bear

When I woke up this morning I was snuggling my vibrator.

When I woke up this morning I was snuggling my vibrator.  Confession Bear

I step ouside the office and pretend to talk on my cell phone so I can fart

I step ouside the office and pretend to talk on my cell phone so I can fart  Confession Bear

I secretly hate my family Because, I hate so many aspects of their personality

I secretly hate my family Because, I hate so many aspects of their personality  Confession Bear

I am 26 years old I still listen to the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song almost everyday.

I am 26 years old I still listen to the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song almost everyday.  Confession Bear
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