Confession Bear

I want (badly) to fix your poor grammar on facebook But I'm afraid of being seen as a bigoted arrogant intellectual.

I want (badly) to fix your poor grammar on facebook
 But I'm afraid of being seen as a bigoted arrogant intellectual.  Confession Bear

I tell my girlfriend that I trust her But she's slept with over a dozen guys- and I don't. Not one bit.

I tell my girlfriend that I trust her But she's slept with over a dozen guys- and I don't. Not one bit.  Confession Bear

I receive some of my ex's bills since she moved out I never tell her I have them and I've seen 3 go into collections

I receive some of my ex's bills since she moved out I never tell her I have them and I've seen 3 go into collections   Confession Bear

I wish I was a witness at a terrible event such as the Boston marathon bombing

I wish I was a witness at a terrible event such as the Boston marathon bombing  Confession Bear

I take off all of my clothes before I poop

I take off all of my clothes before I poop  Confession Bear

I work in a preschool with a special needs child and although I care about her I would still abort any child with a disability so I didn't have to go through the same struggle I and her parents go through every day

I work in a preschool with a special needs child and although I care about her I would still abort any child with a disability so I didn't have to go through the same struggle I and her parents go through every day  Confession Bear

I'M JEALOUS OF MY YOUNGER SISTERS LIFE. SHE'S COMPLETELY SPOILED AND SELF ENTITLED. BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I PITY HER BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE SETTING HER UP FOR FAILURE.

I'M JEALOUS OF MY YOUNGER SISTERS LIFE. SHE'S COMPLETELY SPOILED AND SELF ENTITLED. 

 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I PITY HER BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE SETTING HER UP FOR FAILURE.  Confession Bear

I whistled at a poodle sticking it's head out the window It saw me, got too excited, and jumped out of the car at me. We were moving. I didn't stop.

I whistled at a poodle sticking it's head out the window It saw me, got too excited, and jumped out of the car at me. We were moving. I didn't stop.  Confession Bear

I have a small penis

I have a small penis  Confession Bear

I always pay with a credit card at Starbucks & similar places so I don't feel like I have to tip them my change

I always pay with a credit card at Starbucks & similar places so I don't feel like I have to tip them my change  Confession Bear
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