Confession Bear

I blame women's rights for the decrease in chivalry

I blame women's rights for the decrease in chivalry  Confession Bear

I aced my Art History final exam. because I printed out a description of every work of art and the corresponding artist on a 3" x 3" piece of paper with 5 point color-coded font and hid it under my hand

I aced my Art History final exam. because I printed out a description of every work of art and the corresponding artist on a 3

I save my birthday card from my grandma each year So if she dies, I'll have a memento from her.

I save my birthday card from my grandma each year So if she dies, I'll have a memento from her.  Confession Bear

My old roommate thought it was awesome to steal bikes and stuff out of cars LIttle did he know that every morning before I showered, I rubbed his toothbrush and iphone headphones on my dick and balls

My old roommate thought it was awesome to steal bikes and stuff out of cars LIttle did he know that every morning before I showered, I rubbed his toothbrush and iphone headphones on my dick and balls  Confession Bear

I'm too chicken to break up with my girlfriend so I act like a dick in the hope that she'll dump me

I'm too chicken to break up with my girlfriend so I act like a dick in the hope that she'll dump me  Confession Bear

MOM WAS A CODEPENDENT DRUG-ADDICT WHEN SHE OD'D WHILE I WAS A TEEN I WAS RELIEVED THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HER AS AN ADULT

MOM WAS A CODEPENDENT DRUG-ADDICT WHEN SHE OD'D WHILE I WAS A TEEN I WAS RELIEVED THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HER AS AN ADULT  Confession Bear

I TELL MY FIANCEE I HATE WATCHING PSYCH BECAUSE ITS LAME, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF A GIRLFRIEND I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR.

I TELL MY FIANCEE I HATE WATCHING PSYCH BECAUSE ITS LAME, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF A GIRLFRIEND I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR.  Confession Bear

If you call The Beatles a glorified boy band I automatically assume you're an idiot with bad taste in music

If you call The Beatles a glorified boy band I automatically assume you're an idiot with bad taste in music  Confession Bear

I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIENDS DOG MORE THAN I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIEND

I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIENDS DOG MORE THAN I MISS MY EX GIRLFRIEND  Confession Bear

Been dating my boyfriend for over 3 years and our friends think we're perfect together but he is impotent and I've been sleeping with his best friend

Been dating my boyfriend for over 3 years and our friends think we're perfect together but he is impotent and I've been sleeping with his best friend  Confession Bear
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