Confession Bear

My friend can be an asshole and has anxiety riding in cars I occasionally drive over rumble strips when he's sleeping

My friend can be an asshole and has anxiety riding in cars I occasionally drive over rumble strips when he's sleeping   Confession Bear

Sometimes my friends tell me I'm too skinny and that I should eat more. I always want to say, "You're too fat. You should stop."

Sometimes my friends tell me I'm too skinny and that I should eat more. 
I always want to say,

I love my girlfriend but it still feels like I'm just killing time until I can get back with my ex

I love my girlfriend but it still feels like I'm just killing time until I can get back with my ex  Confession Bear

Was on r/nsfw, found picture of friend's girlfriend, who I hate. Fapped.

Was on r/nsfw, found picture of friend's girlfriend, who I hate. Fapped.  Confession Bear

I just downloaded WRECK-IT RALPH So I can fap like a fiend to Vanellope von Schweetz

I just downloaded 
WRECK-IT RALPH So I can fap like a fiend to  Vanellope von Schweetz  Confession Bear

I'm so impatient Sometimes I flush before I even finish pissing to save a few seconds.

I'm so impatient Sometimes I flush before I even finish pissing to save a few seconds.  Confession Bear

If you like dubstep and/or say "swag" I instantly assume you're a douchebag

If you like dubstep and/or say

i really love golden corral

i really love golden corral   Confession Bear

I have been a redditor a little over a year and have almost 70,000 link Karma and I have never been on and don't know what 9gag or /b/ is because reddit has taken over enough of my life on it's own

I have been a redditor a little over a year and have almost 70,000 link Karma and I have never been on and don't know what 9gag or /b/ is because reddit has taken over enough of my life on it's own   Confession Bear

My friends don't use reddit So I steal their jokes and use them to get karma

My friends don't use reddit So I steal their jokes and use them to get karma  Confession Bear
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