Confession Bear

I've lived in my house for three years And I still don't know which switch goes to which light

I've lived in my house for three years And I still don't know which switch goes to which light  Confession Bear

If you're a transplant who has only ever lived in Manhattan I assume you're spoiled and don't know the value of money.

If you're a transplant who has only ever lived in Manhattan I assume you're spoiled and don't know the value of money.  Confession Bear

At night I drive around downtown without my seatbelt Hoping to get hit by a drunk driver and die

At night I drive around downtown without my seatbelt Hoping to get hit by a drunk driver and die  Confession Bear

Bombs exploded in Boston Fantastic excuse to text ex-girlfriends that still live there

Bombs exploded in Boston Fantastic excuse to text ex-girlfriends that still live there  Confession Bear

In the wake of the bombing today All I can think of is how many people will get fucked over by their insurance companies

In the wake of the bombing today All I can think of is how many people will get fucked over by their insurance companies  Confession Bear

I don't think kate upton is all that pretty

I don't think kate upton is all that pretty  Confession Bear

People think I have interesting things to say Because I'm famous and play intelligent roles

People think I have interesting things to say Because I'm famous and play intelligent roles  Confession Bear

In 2nd grade, I threw a rock at a bully's head then stomped his balls when he fell down. When we got to high school, the whole school made fun of him for being impotent.

In 2nd grade, I threw a rock at a bully's head then stomped his balls when he fell down. When we got to high school, the whole school made fun of him for being impotent.  Confession Bear

I like this meme Because other people say things that I can't

I like this meme Because other people say things that I can't  Confession Bear

I do stupid things all the time and don't drink But I just let people assume the I was drunk because of the drunk college student stereotype

I do stupid things all the time and don't drink But I just let people assume the I was drunk because of the drunk college student stereotype  Confession Bear
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