Confession Bear

I talk to my bike.

 I talk to my bike.  Confession Bear

I WISH THE UNITED STATES FELL APART INSTEAD OF THE SOVIET UNION

I WISH THE UNITED STATES FELL APART INSTEAD OF THE SOVIET UNION  Confession Bear

I shot a man in Reno Just to watch him die.

I shot a man in Reno Just to watch him die.  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I'm bored I daydream about brutally and sadistically torturing people

Sometimes when I'm bored I daydream about brutally and sadistically torturing people  Confession Bear

When people turn in lost flash drives to me 99% of the time I keep them

When people turn in lost flash drives to me 99% of the time I keep them  Confession Bear

I give the puppy a treat whenever it shits in my housemate's bedroom Because I want him to hate the puppy and get rid of it

I give the puppy a treat whenever it shits in my housemate's bedroom Because I want him to hate the puppy and get rid of it  Confession Bear

I don't want my friend to work things out with her boyfriend because I want to date her

I don't want my friend to work things out with her boyfriend because I want to date her  Confession Bear

I like How I Met your Mother More than I like Friends or Seinfeld

I like How I Met your Mother More than I like Friends or Seinfeld  Confession Bear

I think posting about your recently deceased relative or pet for karma Makes you a shitty person

I think posting about your recently deceased relative or pet for karma Makes you a shitty person  Confession Bear

I thought taxing the rich was a good idea Until i realized the rich own all of the businesses and they would just raise their prices

I thought taxing the rich was a good idea Until i realized the rich own all of the businesses and they would just raise their prices  Confession Bear
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