Confession Bear

My job requires I wear a uniform that looks identical to everyone elses. I've worn the same one for two weeks without washing it.

My job requires I wear a uniform that looks identical to everyone elses.  I've worn the same one for two weeks without washing it.   Confession Bear

Secretly alcoholic niece is staying at my house Filled vodka bottles with water and marked the water line to catch her

Secretly alcoholic niece is staying at my house Filled vodka bottles with water and marked the water line to catch her  Confession Bear

I stay subscribed to r/atheism So I know how not be an ignorant douche that constantly attacks others for their beliefs

I stay subscribed to r/atheism So I know how not be an ignorant douche that constantly attacks others for their beliefs  Confession Bear

every time I make a throwaway I mass upvote all my regular account's posts and comments

every time I make a throwaway I mass upvote all my regular account's posts and comments  Confession Bear

I killed them all with kindness

I killed them all with kindness  Confession Bear

I actually Floss

I actually Floss  Confession Bear

I don't think Sriracha is that good

 I don't think Sriracha is that good  Confession Bear

I saw my uncle snag his testicles on a barbed wire fence I just laughed at him

I saw my uncle snag his testicles on a barbed wire fence I just laughed at him  Confession Bear

When light shines through the glass when I'm in the shower I run water from my hands through the light and pretend I'm an explorer discovering an ancient civilization who think me a god.

When light shines through the glass when I'm in the shower I run water from my hands through the light and pretend I'm an explorer discovering an ancient civilization who think me a god.  Confession Bear

On youtube I started getting recommended videos of Animal Castration and Beastiality Realised it's because I left my account logged in on my Dad's computer

On youtube I started getting recommended videos of Animal Castration and Beastiality Realised it's because I left my account logged in on my Dad's computer   Confession Bear
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