Confession Bear

I once put nair in a kids shampoo bottle at his house He had taken my razor scooter and got it dirty

I once put nair in a kids shampoo bottle at his house He had taken my razor scooter and got it dirty  Confession Bear

I never finished college but my resume says i have

I never finished college but my resume says i have   Confession Bear

If you think someone is a douchebag simply based on their fashion, their headphone choice, their choice to have a tattoo or earring, what car they drive, or anything like that, I automatically assume you're a douchebag yourself

If you think someone is a douchebag simply based on their fashion, their headphone choice, their choice to have a tattoo or earring, what car they drive, or anything like that, I automatically assume you're a douchebag yourself  Confession Bear

I wear my glasses when I start a new job so that everyone thinks that I'm smarter than I am

I wear my glasses when I start a new job so that everyone thinks that I'm smarter than I am  Confession Bear

When I get asked how long I studied before a hard test I lie and say just a little

When I get asked how long I studied before a hard test I lie and say just a little  Confession Bear

I have cheated on my girlfriend 3 times and I don't feel particularly guilty about it

I have cheated on my girlfriend 3 times and I don't feel particularly guilty about it  Confession Bear

I realized the person I was on a date with was OCD So I nonchalantly tore up the paper napkin ring into little pieces on the table until my date freaked out

I realized the person I was on a date with was OCD So I nonchalantly tore up the paper napkin ring into little pieces on the table until my date freaked out  Confession Bear

I purposely torment my bf because it turns me on when he gets mad and threatens to kill me

I purposely torment my bf because it turns me on when he gets mad and threatens to kill me  Confession Bear

I actually consider mayonnaise to be an instrument

I actually consider mayonnaise to be an instrument  Confession Bear

When i opened a box of lucky charms, i hid it from my kids. Because Lucky Charms are magically delicious

When i opened a box of lucky charms, i hid it from my kids. Because Lucky Charms are magically delicious  Confession Bear
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