Confession Bear

Government getting in the way of NSF Stopped caring when it said "social science"

Government getting in the way of NSF Stopped caring when it said

When I was eight, I used my mom's credit card to buy things online she was hundreds of dollars in debt and cried for days, and said i was her only source of comfort during hard times

When I was eight, I used my mom's credit card to buy things online  she was hundreds of dollars in debt and cried for days, and said i was her only source of comfort during hard times  Confession Bear

Nobody ever calls me But I love my ringtone so much that I call my cell with another phone just so I can hear it ring

Nobody ever calls me But I love my ringtone so much that I call my cell with another phone just so I can hear it ring  Confession Bear

When I have a sweat patch on my ass I cover it up with my shoulder bag so people don't think I pissed myself

When I  have a sweat patch on my ass I cover it up with my shoulder bag so people don't think I pissed myself  Confession Bear

Sometimes when there's poop on the toilet bowl I make a game of blasting it all off with my pee stream

Sometimes when there's poop on the toilet bowl I make a game of blasting it all off with my pee stream  Confession Bear

I thought it would be funny to make the elevator stop on every floor I actually felt bad for inconveniencing someone

I thought it would be funny to make the elevator stop on every floor I actually felt bad for inconveniencing someone  Confession Bear

I dropped my roommate's toothbrush in the toilet before I flushed and I put it back

I dropped my roommate's toothbrush in the toilet before I flushed and I put it back  Confession Bear

I used a quarter that was dropped on the ground next to a Mercedes to scratch the shit out of the owner's car who took up two spaces

I used a quarter that was dropped on the ground next to a Mercedes to scratch the shit out of the owner's car who took up two spaces  Confession Bear

All my life, all I've really ever wanted to be is a guy with a girlfriend.

All my life, all I've really ever wanted to be is a guy with a girlfriend.  Confession Bear

My 10-year old son can't wait to go to Computer Camp next month He's actually going to Fat Camp

My 10-year old son can't wait to go to Computer Camp next month He's actually going to Fat Camp  Confession Bear
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