Confession Bear

Whenever I go into a store, I glance at the floor of each aisle I pass by In hopes that I'll find money laying on the ground.

Whenever I go into a store, I glance at the floor of each aisle I pass by In hopes that I'll find money laying on the ground.  Confession Bear

I'm suspicious of our foreign cleaning lady of 10+ years. I'm still afraid she's gonna steal our stuff.

I'm suspicious of our foreign cleaning lady of 10+ years.  I'm still afraid she's gonna steal our stuff.  Confession Bear

I like to read my friend's statuses about her shitty life To feel as though mine isn't that bad

I like to read my friend's statuses about her shitty life 
 To feel as though mine isn't that bad   Confession Bear

I cook for hundreds of people every day I never check food for proper temperature

I cook for hundreds of people every day I never check food for proper temperature  Confession Bear

I live near an urban center Most of my meals are garbage

I live near an urban center Most of my meals are garbage  Confession Bear

Created a Twitter page to fuck with my high school I JUST WANT TO BE POPULAR

Created a Twitter page to fuck with my high school I JUST WANT TO BE POPULAR  Confession Bear

Anytime someone says signifigant other or partner when talking about their relationship I automatically assume they're a homosexual

Anytime someone says signifigant other or partner when talking about their relationship I automatically assume they're a homosexual  Confession Bear

I only go on the itunes store to find music/movies I can illegally download

I only go on the itunes store to find music/movies I can illegally download  Confession Bear

I tell people I'm just a picky eater because I'm too lazy to explain what hyperosmia is

I tell people I'm just a picky eater because I'm too lazy to explain what hyperosmia is  Confession Bear

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