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I am 39 year old male classic and hard rock fan But I actively search for young girly pop bands to listen to on my satellite radio when no none is in the car with me

I am 39 year old male classic and hard rock fan But I actively search for young girly pop bands to listen to on my satellite radio when no none is in the car with me Confession Bear
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If one of my posts doesn't do well, I go on a downvote rampage...

If one of my posts doesn't do well, I go on a downvote rampage... Confession Bear
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I don't care about having a girlfriend I just want blowjobs

I don't care about having a girlfriend I just want blowjobs Confession Bear
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Every time a girl sends me a message praising my penis I save it. I masturbate to a collage I made from them.

Every time a girl sends me a message praising my penis I save it. I masturbate to a collage I made from them. Confession Bear
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Whoever said, "live each day as if it were your last." Obviously didn't have a drinking problem.

Whoever said,
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I made crying sounds over the phone to make it seem like I cared when I broke up with my girlfriend I couldn't have cared less

I made crying sounds over the phone to make it seem like I cared when I broke up with my girlfriend I couldn't have cared less Confession Bear
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if i didn't know that egyptian artifact had been defaced by graffiti i would have thought it was part of the original artwork

if i didn't know that egyptian artifact had been defaced by graffiti i would have thought it was part of the original artwork Confession Bear
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I only wash my hands when leaving the bathroom As a social courtesy for other people

I only wash my hands when leaving the bathroom As a social courtesy for other people Confession Bear
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i pretend to hear and see things i don't so that my friend that thinks she does has some one to talk to about it

i pretend to hear and see things i don't so that my friend that thinks she does has some one to talk to about it Confession Bear
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I won a contest by spamming reddit And I hated every second of it. .

I won a contest by spamming reddit And I hated every second of it. . Confession Bear
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