Confession Bear

Often when I go to the bathroom to do number 1 I'm to lazy to lift the seat, sorry ladies

Often when I go to the bathroom to do number 1 I'm to lazy to lift the seat, sorry ladies  Confession Bear

I GOT MY HUSBAND REALLY MAD AT ME AT A RESTAURANT, AND HAD THEM CALL THE POLICE SO I COULD GET HIM THROWN OUT OF OUR HOUSE BEFORE I FILED FOR DIVORCE

I GOT MY HUSBAND REALLY MAD AT ME AT A RESTAURANT, AND HAD THEM CALL THE POLICE SO I COULD GET HIM THROWN OUT OF OUR HOUSE BEFORE I FILED FOR DIVORCE  Confession Bear

I have a fuel efficient car so my friends always want rides I tell them that I don't trust my car because I am stingy with my money

I have a fuel efficient car so my friends always want rides I tell them that I don't trust my car because I am stingy with my money   Confession Bear

I hope that we invade North Korea So that I get a chance to fight

I hope that we invade North Korea So that I get a chance to fight  Confession Bear

I'm happy my annoying friend got a new phone So now he doesn't have my number anymore and can't text me all the time

I'm happy my annoying friend got a new phone So now he doesn't have my number anymore and can't text me all the time  Confession Bear

sometimes i don't eat kimchi with breakfast

sometimes i don't eat kimchi with breakfast  Confession Bear

When I get early to the classroom I wait outside so I don't have to talk to the professor

When I get early to the classroom I wait outside so I don't have to talk to the professor  Confession Bear

I kinda think Good guy Greg looks like a douchebag

I kinda think Good guy Greg looks  like a douchebag   Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I JUST GO ON /NEW/ AND UPVOTE ANYTHING BECAUSE I KNOW THE TYPE OF ASSHOLES THAT NORMALLY DOWNVOTE PEOPLE

SOMETIMES I JUST GO ON /NEW/ AND UPVOTE ANYTHING BECAUSE I KNOW THE TYPE OF ASSHOLES THAT NORMALLY DOWNVOTE PEOPLE  Confession Bear

I don't expect liberal arts majors to be as intelligent as us engineers

I don't expect liberal arts majors to be as intelligent as us engineers  Confession Bear
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