Confession Bear

I sometimes leave auto-correct uncorrected Because, "You've really got your prostitutes lined up!" Is a lot more funny than "You've really got your priorities lined up!"

I sometimes leave auto-correct uncorrected Because,

I have never seen a single harlem shake video

I have never seen a single harlem shake video  Confession Bear

The truth is I fucking hate confession bear

The truth is I fucking hate confession bear  Confession Bear

wrote thesis on marxism Still can't spell bourgeoisie without looking it up

wrote thesis on marxism Still can't spell bourgeoisie without looking it up  Confession Bear

I hate hearing french people on xbox live

I hate hearing french people on xbox live  Confession Bear

I THINK CORGIS ARE UGLY

I THINK CORGIS ARE UGLY  Confession Bear

I don't really like Damien Sandow

I don't really like Damien Sandow  Confession Bear

Whenever I go to give an upvote and it asks me to login because I'm on a different computer I just cancel and don't upvote.

Whenever I go to give an upvote and it asks me to login because I'm on a different computer I just cancel and don't upvote.  Confession Bear

I purposely keep telemarketers on the phone as long as possible Just so I have someone to talk to

I purposely keep telemarketers on the phone as long as possible Just so I have someone to talk to  Confession Bear

if i make more than 2 or 3 comments on Reddit in one day it's because i'm drunk

if i make more than 2 or 3 comments on Reddit in one day it's because i'm drunk  Confession Bear
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